Cat Haiku

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>The food in my bowl Is old,
>and, more to the point,
>Contains no tuna.
>
>So you want to play.
>Will I claw at dancing string?
>Your ankle's closer.
>
>There's no dignity In barfing hair,
>which is why
>I don't tell you where.
>
>Seeking solitude
>I am locked in the closet.
>For once I need you.
>
>Tiny can, dumped in Plastic bowl.
>Presentation, One star;
>service: none.
>
>Am I in your way?
>You seem to have it backwards:
>This pillow's taken.
>
>Your mouth is moving;
>Up and down, emitting noise.
>I've lost interest.
>
>The dog wags his tail,
>Seeking approval. See mine?
>Different message.
>
>My brain: walnut-sized.
>Yours: largest among primates.
>Yet, who leaves for work?
>
>Most problems can be Ignored.
>The more difficult Ones
>can be slept through.
>
>My affection is conditional.
>Don't stand up,
>It's your lap I love.
>
>Cats can't steal the breath Of children.
>But if my tail's Pulled again,
>I'll learn.
>
>I don't mind being Teased,
>any more than you mind
>A skin graft or two.
>
>So you call this thing
>Your "cat carrier." I call These my
>"blades of death."
>
>Toy mice, dancing yarn
>Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
>You're an idiot.


My friend ssent this to me today so I thought I would pass it along...

[vera]

ROFLMBO!!!! Thanks for a much-needed morning laugh!! These are priceless.

[Kathy]

Someone really knows cats!!

I love these:

Cats can't steal the breath Of children.
>But if my tail's Pulled again,
>I'll learn.
>
So you call this thing
>Your "cat carrier." I call These my
>"blades of death."

[auntieemu]

My favorite is:

The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.

[bostonlesley]

Outrageously funny!

[Deleted]

The one I most relate to is:

So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle's closer.

For a while, my precious baby would wait until I put my stockings on and then attack my ankles I did NOT have extra money to spend on stockings at that time - they were paid for from the grocery money.

/VM

[Kathy]

viamedia said:

The one I most relate to is:

So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle's closer.

For a while, my precious baby would wait until I put my stockings on and then attack my ankles I did NOT have extra money to spend on stockings at that time - they were paid for from the grocery money.

/VM

Do you think cat owners were the ones who made fashion boots popular?? ;D ;D

[starfire]

these are really funny!