Computer Terminology for Country Folk

[Kathy]

TECHNOLOGY FOR COUNTRY FOLK.....

LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.

LOG OFF: Don't add no mo wood.

MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the far in the stove..

DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.

MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood.

RAM- That thar thing that butts.

HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't.

WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold.

SCREEN: Whut you put up in fly season.

BYTE: Whut dem flys do.

CHIP: Munchies for the TV.

MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the bag.

MODEM: Whutcha did to the hay fields.

DOT MATRIX: Old Dan's woman.

LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang dem keys.

SOFTWARE: Dem der plastic forks and knifes.

MOUSE: Whut eats the korn in the krib.

MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn ruf.

PORT: Fancy wine.

ENTER: Yankee talk fer "C'mon in y'all".

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't "member whutcha paid fer the rifle, wen yore "old woman" asks.

[auntieemu]

Internet Explorer - fish what swims around the seine

Netscape - what happens when fish gets outta the seine

AIM - what ya does when you wants to take a shot

Yahoo - what ya sez when Mary Lou sez she will go out witcha

URL - yore cousin

ISP - what ya answers when yore Ma hollers at ye whilst yur in the outhouse - no matter what yore really doin cause she wash yore mouth out wit lye soap if you sez what is really goin on.

Wallpaper - what is on the walls

Cut and Paste - what ya does when you put the wallpaper up on the walls

Spam - a holiday delicacy thet is usually fried

[starfire]

yep, that bout says it all............